Kip Powick Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 At Heathrow Airport in England, a 300-foot red carpet was stretched out to welcome the newly anointed Prime Minister of Canada. Stephen Harper strode to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II. They rode in a silver 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they boarded an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white horses. As they rode toward Buckingham Palace, each looking to their side and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all was going well. This was indeed a glorious display of pageantry and dignity. Suddenly the scene was shattered when the right rear horse let rip the most horrendous, earth-shattering, eye-smarting blast of flatulence and the coach filled with noxious fumes. Uncomfortable, but maintaining control, the two dignitaries did their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decided that was a poor manner with which to handle a most embarrassing situation. She turned to Mr. Harper and explained, "Mr. Prime Minister, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things even a Queen cannot control." Stephen Harper, ever the consummate politician, replied, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something I would have assumed it was one of the horses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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