Kip Powick Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,"What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to makeconversation about global warming factors, quantum physics andspirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, stringtheory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." Hedecides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, andcomes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "about a 100. Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favourite fast foods,guns, and women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot onemore test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says... real slowly..."So............... ya gonna vote for the Liberals again?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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