A broken promise

[Kip Powick]

Two pilots, one Red and one Blue, went camping and packed a cooler with sandwiches and beer. After two days of walking, they arrived at a great spot but realized they forgot a bottle opener.

The Red pilot turned to the Blue and said, "You've gotta go back and get the opener or else we have no beer."

"No way," said the Blue pilot "By the time I get back, you will have eaten all the food."

"I promise I won't," said the Red pilot "Just hurry!"

Six full days passed and there was still no sign of the Blue pilot. Exasperated and starving, the Red pilot dug into the sandwiches.

Suddenly, the Blue pilot popped out from behind a rock and yells, "I knew it, I knew it !! There’s no freaking way I’m going!!”