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Recently the following letter, concerning the leader of the CAW, arrived at one of Canada’s political Party Headquarters

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Buzz, the leader of the CAW, can always be found

hard at work in his office. Buzz works independently, without

wasting Union time talking to colleagues. Buzz never

thinks twice about assisting his Union members, and he always

finishes negotiations on time. Often Buzz takes extended

measures to negotiate contracts, sometimes skipping

coffee breaks. Buzz is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Buzz can be

classed as a high-caliber Union Official, the type that cannot be

dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Buzz be

asked to run for our party, and a personal proposal will be

slam dunked as soon as possible.

UNQUOTE

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A MEMO WAS SOON SENT FOLLOWING THE LETTER:

That idiot, Buzz, was reading over my shoulder while I wrote the report

that I sent to the Party earlier today. Kindly read only the odd numbered lines

(1 3, 5, 7,..) for my true assessment of him.

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