Kip Powick Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 During a layover in Miami three F/As and two pilots decide to take the Amtrak train up to Daytona Beach and watch the Daytona 500. At the station the two pilots each buy a ticket and watch as the three F/As buy just one ticket. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" Asks one of the pilots. "Watch and learn,” answers one of the F/As. They all board the train. The two pilots take their respective seats but all three F/As cram into a toilet together and close the door. Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack, and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The pilots see this happen and agree it was quite a clever idea; so, after the race, they decide to do the same thing on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip but see, to their astonishment, that the F/As don't buy any ticket at all!! "How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asks one perplexed pilot. "Watch and learn,” answered an F/A. When they board the train, the two pilots cram themselves into a toilet, and the three F/As cram into another toilet just down the way. Shortly after the train is on its way, one of F/A leaves her toilet and walks over to the toilet in which the pilots are hiding. The F/A knocks on their door and says, "Ticket, please." And some pilots think they are smarter than F/As!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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