Saturday's Snicker (a groaner)

[Kip Powick]

The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig and plowed into an empty tollbooth and smashed it to pieces.He climbed down from the wreckage and looked around.

Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers. The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it,then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste

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A little further down the road the same driver had another problem. While pondering his previous experience failed to notice the Easter Bunny hiding an egg under the center line. As he heard the thump he slammed the brakes trapping the poor bunny under his tire. This left the ugly site of the bunny spread down the highway about an inch thick and a foot wide for 20 feet.

Once again he jumped out on his rig and was quite upset. A car coming the other direction stopped, a man jumped out, looked at the mess and smiled. He pulled a small bottle from his coat and poured the contents on what was left on Mr. Bunny. Within minutes the strip of bunny paste rolled up and reformed into the Easter Bunny. Mr. Bunny hopped down the road 10 or 20 feet, turned and gave a huge wave, turned hopped 20 feet, turned and waved goodbye again. This repeated until the bunny was out of site.

The truck driver turn to the man with a puzzled look. The man held the bottle up and displayed the label.......

"Joe's Hair Restorer - with Permanent Wave"