Kip Powick Posted January 8, 2005 Share Posted January 8, 2005 Petey was a snake, only so big. Petey lived in a pit with his mother. One day Petey was hissing in the pit when his mother said, "Petey, don't hiss in the pit, go outside the pit to hiss." So Petey went outside of the pit to hiss. Petey was hissing all around when he finally leaned over and hissed in the pit. Petey's mother heard Petey hissing in the pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, go over to Mrs. Pott's pit and hiss in her pit. Petey went over to Mrs. Pott's pit to hiss in her pit, but Mrs. Pott was not at home so he hissed in her pit anyway. While Petey was hissing in Mrs. Pott's pit Mrs. Pott came home and found Petey hissing in her pit. She said "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit, don't hiss in my pit; go to your own pit and hiss." This made Petey very sad, and he cried all the way home. When Petey got home, his mother saw him crying and said, "Petey, what's the matter?" Petey said, "I went over to Mrs. Pott's to hiss in her pit but Mrs. Pott was not at home, so I hissed in her pit anyway. Mrs. Pott came home and found me hissing in her pit and said, "Petey, if you must hiss in a pit go to your pit and hiss, don't hiss in my pit." This made Petey's mother very angry and she said, "Why that mean old Lady! I knew Mrs. Pott when she didn't have a pit to hiss in." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Check Pilot Posted January 9, 2005 Share Posted January 9, 2005 Kip Somehow this has to get tied into the Chuck and the Giant thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted January 9, 2005 Author Share Posted January 9, 2005 While I would like to take credit for this little story, I can't. It has been around for quite sometime and I' m not sure who would get credit for it as no one will own up as being the author. It was sent to me by another really, really, old fella. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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