Regrettable Valentines

[Kip Powick]

Non Winner Valentine verses…..

(Courtersy…a pilot from out in the sandbox)

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss

But I only slept with you, because I was pi**ed.

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I thought that I could love no other

Until, that is, I met your brother.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the

sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

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Of loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face.

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not.

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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -

Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

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My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:

Marrying you screwed up my life.

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I see your face when I am dreaming.

That's why I always wake up screaming.

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My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe "go to hell".