Cheating Wife

[Lazionic]

A man and a woman meet at a bar one night and are getting along really well. They decide to go back to the woman's house where they engage in passionate lovemaking.

The woman suddenly turns up her ear and says, "Quick, my husband just got home, go hide in the bathroom!" So the man runs into the bathroom.

Her husband comes up into the bedroom and looks at her. "Why are you naked?" he asks.

Well, I heard you pull up outside, so I thought I would come up here and get ready to receive you."

"Okay," the man replies, "I'll go get ready."

He goes into the bathroom before his wife can stop him and sees a naked man standing there clapping his hands.

"Who the hell are you?" the man asks.

"I am from the exterminator company, your wife called me in to get rid of the moths you are having problems with."

The husband exclaims, "But you're naked!"

The man then looks down and jumps back in surprise.

"Those little bastards!"

[buzz]

One bad joke deserves another...

An older Jewish man married a younger woman. After several months, the young

woman complained that she had never climaxed during sex and by birthright,

all Jewish women are entitled to at least one climax during sex. So they

went to see the rabbi.

The rabbi tells them to get a young, strong, virile young man to wave a

towel over them while they are having sex. This, the rabbi says, will cause

the woman to climax, so the couple tries it. After several attempts, still

no climax. They go back to the rabbi.

The rabbi says for the bride to change partners and have the virile young

man have sex with her and have the husband wave the towel. They try it that

night and the young woman goes into wild, screaming earsplitting climaxes,

one after the other.

When it is over, the husband smugly looks down at the young man and says,

"You see, schmuck, THAT's how you wave a towel!"