Break Time--The 'Rescue'

[Kip Powick]

Out on Lake Woebegon, Bill, Ed, and Fred were fishing. Fred got up to get a beer and lost his balance and fell out of the boat.

Ed looked at Bill and said, " What should we do?"

Bill said, "You better jump in after him, he's been under water for a while, he might need

some help."

So Ed jumped in the lake, and after some time, he surfaces. He yells at Bill,, "Help me get him in the boat."

They wrestle Fred back into the boat. Ed said, "What do we do now, it doesn't look like

he's breathing."

Bill said, "Give him mouth to mouth."

Ed starts to blow air into Fred's mouth and stopped and said, "Whoa, I don't remember Fred having such bad breath."

Bill screwed up his face and said, "Come to think of it, I don't think Fred was wearing a snowmobile suit, either."