Kip Powick Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Quotes from the business Try to stay in the middle of the air. Do not go near the edges of it. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground, buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to fly there. We have made progress in airline flying; now a flight attendant can get a pilot pregnant. Flashlights are tubular metal containers kept in a flight bag for the purpose of storing dead batteries. The three best things in life are a good landing, a good orgasm, and, good bowel movement. Flying on Westjet is one of the few opportunities in life where you get to experience all three at the same time. Overheard from A DC-9 captain trainee attempting to check out on the 'glass cockpit' of an A-320 ……"Now I know what a dog feels like watching TV." ….. If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe. Have a nice weekend :> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Loblaw Posted December 20, 2003 Share Posted December 20, 2003 Yet another.... Flexibility is the key to scheduled airline operations, but - Indecision is the key to flexibility! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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