Kip Powick Posted November 21, 2003 Share Posted November 21, 2003 (1)A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed. Is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, checks his teeth, etc. Finally he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Just because he's cross-eyed???" "No, because he's really, really heavy. > > > (2)Over nighting in YOW, a dyslexic pilot walks into a bra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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