Kip Powick Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 I really wish I had done this but I did not ..( edited to suit the occasion) I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang. ME: Hello. Bell Canada(BC): Hello, this is Bell Canada... ME: Is this Bell Canada? BC: Yes, this is Bell Canada... ME: This is Bell Canada? BC: Yes, this is Bell Canada ... ME: Is this Bell Canada? BC: Yes! This is Bell Canada, may I speak to Mr.Powick, please? ME: May I ask who is calling? BC: This is Bell Canada. ME: Ok, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting. ME: Hello? BC: Is this Mr. Powick? ME: May I ask who is calling, ! please? BC: Yes, this is Bell Canada ... ME: This is Bell Canada? BC: Yes, this is Bell Canada ... ME: The phone company? BC: Yes, sir. ME: I thought you said this was Bell Canada. BC: Yes, sir, we are a phone company. ME: I already have a phone. BC: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Powick. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day? BC: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day! ME: 7 days a week? BC: That's right. ME: 365 days a year? BC: Yes, sir. ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! ! That's amazing! BC: We think so! ME: That's quite a sum of money! BC: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up. ME: Ok, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance? BC: Excuse me? ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute. BC: What are you talking about? ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment. BC: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute. ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. BC: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for ... ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please? BC: Sir, I don't think that is necessary. ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor! BC: Yes, Mr. Powick. Please hold. At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner. SUPERVISOR: Mr. Powick? ME: Yes? SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program. ME: Is this Bell Canada? SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is. ME: Oh, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan. SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you. ME: Thank you. I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone. BC: Hello, Mr. Powick, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan? ME: No, not really but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother... BC: click........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BillyBigToe Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Now that has to be one of your best works, thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beth Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 Beautiful! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 777 Posted November 14, 2003 Share Posted November 14, 2003 thats even funny in the heat!! You would be a great taxi driver here pal!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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