a chuckle...

[Mitch Cronin]

On the Farm:

A young boy comes down to breakfast. His mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the boy.

His mother tells him he gets no breakfast until he does his chores.

Well, now he's a little bit ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he

kicks a chicken. Then he goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow.

Next he goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.

He goes back in for breakfast finally and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so for a week you aren't getting any milk."

Just then, his father comes down the stairs for breakfast and almost trips over the cat, and so he kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"

[Guest rattler]

Same family????

A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.

He says, "What are you doing?"

She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard ladies-of-the-night

there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free."

Later that night on her way out the wife walks into the bedroom and

sees her husband packing his suitcase.

When she asks him where he's going, he replies, "I'm going to Vegas, too.

I want to see you live on $800 a year."

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