Canus Chinookus Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 http://www.tinseltown.com.au/prod209.htm i thought of you guys when i saw this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neo Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 I'm going to burn in hell for this one, or at least get a stern lecture from the moderators, but seeing as how religion has been a recent topic, I offer this: Comparatìve Relìgìon Taoìsm: Shìt happens. Confucìanìsm: Confucìus say, “Shìt happens.” Buddhìsm: Ìf shìt happens, ìt doesn’t really exìst. Zen: What ìs the sound of shìt happenìng? Hìnduìsm: Thìs shìt has happened before. Ìslam: Ìf shìt happens, ìt ìs the wìll of Allah. Protestantìsm: Let shìt happen to someone else. Catholìcìsm: Ìf shìt happens, you deserve ìt. Agnostìcìsm: What ìs thìs shìt? Atheìsm: Ìdon’t belìeve thìs shìt! Judaìsm: Why does thìs shìt always happen to us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ccairspace Posted November 9, 2004 Share Posted November 9, 2004 Now, if you could put that on a keychain, Neo... ! ...I could put TWO stocking stuffers on my list to Santa. ccairspace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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