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Things I have learned from children

*If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape.

*If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan and tie it to a paint can, it does spread paint on all four walls of a 20 x 20-foot room.

*When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit.

*A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

*The glass in windows (including double pane windows) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

*The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy but it does make cats dizzy.

*Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

Just a few thoughts for a Tuesday morning...


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The rambling mind.

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.

Many people spend a fortune on deodorant before they realize that people didn't just don’t like them.

You know, when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say, "No, it's for company!"

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then, it dawned on me, they were cramming for their finals.

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Apparently this is a true story, indicating how fascinating the mind of a

six-year-old is. They think so logically.

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her

class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was

trying to gather the building materials for his home.

She read, "and so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full

of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that

straw to build my house?"

The teacher paused......then asked the class: " And what do you think

the man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said very

matter-of-factly ….

"I think the man would have said: "Well, 'naughty word' me! A talking pig!"

The teacher was unable to teach for the next 10 minutes.

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