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...and men capable of laughing at themselves!

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Topic 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.

Step By Step, With Slide Presentation

Topic 2

Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?

Round Table Discussion

Topic 3

Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing The Floor/Walls And Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice

Topic 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And the Floor.

Pictures And Explanatory Graphics

Topic 5

Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into the Sink?

Examples On Video

Topic 6

Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Helpline Support And Support Groups

Topic 7

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost.

Real Life Testimonials (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials)

Topic 8

Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Class And Role Playing

Topic 9

How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.

Exercises, Meditation And Breathing Techniques

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How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy:

Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, Other Important Dates And Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

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for another look.....:

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it's a bad one. Both of

their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, " So you're a man.

That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's

nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should

meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely,

this must be a sign from God!" The woman continues, "and look at this,

here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of

wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our

good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.

The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and

then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately

puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't

you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the

police.... "

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women can be clever and evil and should not be messed with!

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Guest CabinDweller

Despite bicycling by the area often, my only real knowledge of the 'Ken' is from waxy Al.

Can you provide a rough location for one of the stores?

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Guest ex-SkyGeek

CabinDweller,

Based on a map I pulled up of that area on the internet, this is how I get there from Canada Computers (corner of College/Augusta):

From Canada Computers head south on Augusta Av.

Approx. 2 blocks down turn left - on Baldwin St. (There should be fruit & veggie stores corners of either side of the street.)

Turn right on Kensington Av. You'll run into two health food stores a few metres down, both on the right. They both carry Greens+ and last I was there they were both around the $55.00 mark as I mentioned already.

Good luck... let me know how you made out!

Jason

dietrichjason@rogers.com or here on the forum.

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Guest ex-SkyGeek

CabinDweller,

Based on a map I pulled up of that area on the internet, this is how I get there from Canada Computers (corner of College/Augusta):

From Canada Computers head south on Augusta Av.

Approx. 2 blocks down turn left on Baldwin St. (There should be fruit & veggie stores on either side of the street.)

Turn right on Kensington Av (1st block in).

You'll run into two health food stores a few metres down, both on the right. They both carry Greens+ and last I was there they were both around the $55.00 mark as I mentioned already.

Good luck... let me know how you made out!

Jason

dietrichjason@rogers.com or here on the forum.

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