Kip Powick Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 NEWFOUNDLAND LOVE CALL Two native Canadians and a Newfie were walking in the woods, all of a sudden one of the natives ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave. "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" he called into the cave and then he listened very closely until he heard an answering, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. The Newfie was puzzled and asked the other fellow what that was all about, was the other guy crazy or what? "No," said the native. "It is our custom during mating season when native men see cave, they holler 'Wooooo Wooooo! Wooooo!' into the opening. If they get an answer back, it means there is a woman in there waiting to mate." Just then they saw another cave. The other native ran up to the opening of the cave stopped, and hollered, "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" Immediately, there was an answering "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" from deep inside the cave. He tore off his clothes and ran into the cave. Now alone, the Newfie wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then he came upon a great big cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, "Hoot, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the other natives found. There must be some really big, fine woman in this cave!" He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might "Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!" He grinned and closed his eyes in anticipation, and then he heard the loudest answering call yet. "WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!" With a gleam in his eyes and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes as he ran. The following day, the headline of the St John Herald read……. "NAKED NEWFOUNDLANDER RUN OVER BY FREIGHT TRAIN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest WF9F Posted March 7, 2003 Share Posted March 7, 2003 You should try coming down to the Rock and telling that joke,you may encounter a Freight Train of your own!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozel Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 s by ye needs a geography lesson by! St John is in New Brunswick ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schooner69 Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 No.........That be SAINT John, bye. The river is ST John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted March 8, 2003 Author Share Posted March 8, 2003 Really doesn't matter...according to WF9F I shouldn't go to the "rock" anyhow !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mitch Cronin Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Ahh heck, I'll bet he's one-o-dem MAINLANDERS anyhow. never met a Newf worth his salt who couldn't stand ta hear a good joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Max Continuous Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 So ya must of heard about the Newfie woman who swam all the way back across the North Atlantic to Europe, only to find out that the 19 inch vikings she'd heard about ... were television sets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozel Posted March 8, 2003 Share Posted March 8, 2003 Kip Have you heard this one? Q)What was found black and blue and floating in Torbay? A)Mainlander after telling one too many Newfie Jokes My other half gently reminds me of this every time I regale her with another Newfie joke!She does however have a great sense of Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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