Kip Powick Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 The young West Jet pilot had gone hiking in the forests of Western Alberta but as darkness crept across the Rockies he became hopelessly lost. He finally came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by an elderly gentleman. "I'm lost," said the young pilot, "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly", the old man said. During the evening, and prior to dinner the old gent stated that he was a retired AC pilot and the West Jet pilot thought it only fair that he admit whom he worked for. From that moment on there appeared to be tension in the air and conversation became rather stilted and stressful. The AC pilot stated that he had a young daughter living with him and woe to anyone who would even think of touching the young lady. “ We at AC know how to treat anyone who feels they can take advantage of us. During our Command Course we learn how to inflict the “ 3 Painful Lessons” During dinner the retired pilot’s daughter came down the stairs. She was young, beautiful and had a fantastic body. She was obviously attracted to the young West Jet pilot as well, as she couldn't keep her eyes off of him during the meal. Remembering the old man's warning he ignored her and went up to bed alone. During the night he could bear it no longer and snuck into her room for a night of passion. Near dawn, he quietly crept back to his room so the old man wouldn't hear, exhausted but happy and fell into a deep sleep. He woke to feel a pressure on his chest. Opening his eyes he saw a large rock on his chest with a note on it that read: AC Painful Lesson # 1: Large rock on chest. Well, that's easy, he thought. "If that's the best the old man can do then I don't have much to worry about." He picked the boulder up, walked over to the window and threw it out. As he did so, he noticed another note attached on the bottom of rock, it that read: AC Painful Lesson # 2: Rock tied to left testicle. In a panic he glanced down and saw the rope that was already getting close to taut. Figuring that a few broken bones was better than castration he jumped out of the window after the boulder. As he plummeted toward the ground he saw a large sign on the ground that read: AC Painful Lesson # 3: Right testicle tied to bedpost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pierre Garneau Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 OUCH!!!....root canal, please! Glad you survived the last dive, Kip. Regards. Pierre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GDR Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Now we're just old eh Pierre. Sorry I missed you the other day Greg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rev Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Good one Kip! Hate it when that happens... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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