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Guest Rob Assaf

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Top Ten Things Overheard On a Hooters Air Flight

10. Standing ovation after the safety demo

9. No sir, we don’t have to deice, we serve hot wings

8. Sir, in the event we ditch, my chest does not become your flotation device

7. ding dong; flight deck; hi it’s Mandi, we’re still pretty cold, could you turn up the heat a little more, thanks, and while I’ve got you, you guys want anything?

6. Come On, Turbulence!

5. That’s the 20th call in the past half hour from a pilot volunteering to work on a day off Sorry, that should be in the top ten things overheard in Hooters Air crew scheduling

4. How many cups of coffee can those pilots possibly drink?

3. And if you look out the right side of the airplane…ah screw it, just check out our babes in the orange shorts

2. Atlanta or my bust

1. My seat back isn’t the only thing in the upright position

Copywrote 2003 world wide pilot pants inc

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