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Kip Powick

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It snowed in Trenton


8:00 am: I made a snowman.
 
8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me
why I didn't make a snow woman.
 
8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.
 
8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained
about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women
everywhere.
 
8:20 - The gay couple living nearby
threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men
instead.
 
8:22 - The transgender Woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with
detachable parts.
 
8:25 - The vegans at the end
of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not
to decorate snow figures with.
 
8:28 - I was being
called a racist because the snow couple is white..
 
8:31 - The Muslim gent across the road
demanded the snow woman wear a burqa.
 
8:40 - The police arrived saying someone
had been offended
 
8:42 - The feminist neighbour
complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be
removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.
 
8:43 - The city council equality officer arrived
and threatened me with fines for casing neighbourhood disruption.
 
8:45 - TV news crew from CTV showed up. I
was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. I
replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.
 
9:00 - I was on the news as a suspected
terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up
trouble during difficult weather.
 
9:10 - I was asked if I have any
accomplices. My children have been banned from having contact with me.
 
9:29 - Far left protesters offended by
everything marched down the street demanding for me to be
imprisoned.
 
Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

 
 

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8 minutes ago, Kip Powick said:

Moral:

 

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become.

Perhaps - Global Warming will put our problems in perspective? 
 

 

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