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Tango Foxtrot Posted November 15, 2019 Share Posted November 15, 2019 Known as P.A.E.s People Against Everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moeman Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 This thread offends me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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moeman Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Offensive? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moon The Loon Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 Stand-up comedian's first lesson in comedy: "Humour always has a victim." So I guess our PC world needs to stop laughing.... Sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QFE Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 17 hours ago, conehead said: This would be great for Trudeau as he goes around apologizing for any and everything! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kip Powick Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 It snowed in Trenton 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked mewhy I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complainedabout the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow womeneverywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearbythrew a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow meninstead. 8:22 - The transgender Woman...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person withdetachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the endof the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and notto decorate snow figures with. 8:28 - I was beingcalled a racist because the snow couple is white.. 8:31 - The Muslim gent across the roaddemanded the snow woman wear a burqa. 8:40 - The police arrived saying someonehad been offended 8:42 - The feminist neighbourcomplained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to beremoved because it depicted women in a domestic role. 8:43 - The city council equality officer arrivedand threatened me with fines for casing neighbourhood disruption. 8:45 - TV news crew from CTV showed up. Iwas asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women. Ireplied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist. 9:00 - I was on the news as a suspectedterrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring uptrouble during difficult weather. 9:10 - I was asked if I have anyaccomplices. My children have been banned from having contact with me. 9:29 - Far left protesters offended byeverything marched down the street demanding for me to beimprisoned. Moral:There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Specs Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Kip Powick said: Moral: There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become. Perhaps - Global Warming will put our problems in perspective? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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