Fido 687 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 New definition for S.O.S.A C-130H was lumbering along when a cocky F- 16 flashed by.The jet jockey decided to show off.The fighter jock told the 130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb..He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.The F-16 pilot asked the 130 pilot what he thought of that?The 130 pilot said, 'That was impressive, but watch this!'The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutesand then the 130 pilot came back on and said:'What did you think of that?'Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, 'What the heck did you do?'The C-130 pilot chuckled. 'I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.'When you are young & foolish - speed & flash may seem a good thing!When you get older & smarter -comfort & dull is not such a bad thing!Us older folks understand this one, it's called…S.O.S.Slower, Older and Smarter 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boney 54 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Right on. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Boney 54 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I prefer my "fun & excitement" at home. SOS is alright by me. lol Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moon The Loon 402 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Boring is good.John H. Glenn Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch Cronin 407 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'd give my left nut to flash around in ANY fighter for an hour or two. .... ANY fighter built since 1910! ....From a Sopwith Camel to an F-35.I think this brand of folk who find "boring is good" means "SOS" in this case stands for Stodgy Old Sod. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moon The Loon 402 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'd give my left nut to flash around in ANY fighter for an hour or two. .... ANY fighter built since 1910! ....From a Sopwith Camel to an F-35.I think this brand of folk who find "boring is good" means "SOS" in this case stands for Stodgy Old Sod. Hey! Ouch!! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Spinnaker 10 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I thought I was crazy that in past few years I wanted to trade the 737 performance (and cramped flight deck) for an A320 that I could stand up in and has a table in front of me...I was just getting older. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
mo32a 428 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 I'd give my left nut to flash around in ANY fighter for an hour or two. .... ANY fighter built since 1910! ....From a Sopwith Camel to an F-35.I think this brand of folk who find "boring is good" means "SOS" in this case stands for Stodgy Old Sod. Your left nut probably wouldn't be accepted but there is no end of fighters you can ride around in for cash or credit.This is but one http://www.flyajet.com/ Quote Link to post Share on other sites
deicer 807 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Only the Left one ?? I would donate both of mine for the ride into space, but at my age...................... The wife has had them so long you forgot what they look like? Quote Link to post Share on other sites
J.O. 1,097 Posted March 1, 2013 Report Share Posted March 1, 2013 Spoken like a true used car salesman. Real world translation:"Starts if you're lucky - and patient." Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Mitch Cronin 407 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 Hey! Ouch!!No offence intended Moon me ol' buddy. I maybe talks a big talk, but I'm all mashed potatoes and gravy on d' inside. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Moon The Loon 402 Posted March 2, 2013 Report Share Posted March 2, 2013 All things come to those who wait. Yeah, but therein lies the rub... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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